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cumobsessed:

kisscuddlencock:

IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS COMMUNITY!

cumobsessed:

kisscuddlencock:

IF YOU SEE THIS ALERT WHEN YOU ENTER A BLOG, DON’T WRITE ANYTHING! IT’S PHISHING TO COLLECT YOUR PASSWORD. I KNOW IT’S ANNOYING TO ASK BUT PLEASE RE-BLOG THIS. MANY PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT! PLEASE, LET’S SAVE THIS COMMUNITY!

unnatural-happenings & notnecessarilyahero || Closed

notnecessarilyahero:

unnatural-happenings:

Paz hit him in the arm. “Seeing as I haven’t talked or seen you in a long ass time, it is weird. Although, I was hopped up on drugs.” She took a puff of her cigarette, giving him the finger. 

"Aaah…that might be it," he said, still snickering to himself. "I wouldn’t want to think of myself at a party unless I was completely high myself."

She rolled her eyes. “Yeah, well.” Her voice turned soft as she added. “I thought about you when I wasnt on drugs too.”

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

almighty-bini:

when art suddenly emerges.

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT 

aimlessscribbles:

I’m not sure what I just witnessed, but I enjoyed it.

phoney-beatlemania:

batched:

anothermindpalace:

perlockholmes:

quintobatchh:

it’s just like … Benedict Cumberbatch is so pretty.

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*sigh*

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SO

PRETTY

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SO 

VERY

PRETTY

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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY PRETTY

danaorherdouble:

sextposts:

fiendofspace:

geometricdeathtrap:

*brings plastic knife to a gang fight*

Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It’s pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around.

oh my god

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